The SG's SG ... a blog for the ladies

So, now that I am back in Tempe with some time to kill before school starts up again, I figured I would do some light reading since I haven't read a book of preference in a while (reading gets old to me after reading through text books). I've been spending a lot of time at Barnes and Noble in the Tempe Marketplace, primarily to stay out of the heat and to get out of the apartment. I found a book that intrigued me. It's called "The Single Girl's Survival Guide" by Imogen Lloyd Webber, a book meant for the savvy, sexy independent women in the world (the Carrie Bradshaws if you will). I opened the cover of the book to discover the SG's SG Glossary. I got a kick out of this and am therefore passing on some of the terminology used in the book. Enjoy!

AG: attached Girl

All Text No Trousers: a man who suggests meeting up frequently through text messages but does not set a date

Big Duvet: time spent in one's own abode under one's very own duvet

Distraction: a male (or female) that an SG has her eye on

EXploitation: exploitation of skills, knowledge of items from an SG's exes that improve her lifestyle

GBF: gay best friend

Kiss: any exchange in bodily fluids (from the actual kiss to sex)

Kiss and Cuddle: full blown sex

NFI: to "not f***ing invite"

Object: an SG's object of affection (see distraction)

PB: platonic boyfriend

Play: adult version of children's play

PMDL: a "promise much, deliver little" boy

Radio Contact: to keep in touch through cellular phone communication

SG: a single girl, our heroine

S&MBF: straight and male best friend

Squeaky: a small, stupid girl who is a man's girl instead of a girly girl

Wingman: a person whom is chosen by the SG to accompany her to social events

What a fabulous book... I highly recommend it to any of my single ladies who need a good, lighthearted read!