Fabulous Quotes for a Fabulous Woman

"Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option."
- Anonymous

"His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork."
- Mae West

"Hello, 911? I'm on fire!"
- Samantha from Sex and the City

"Don't waste the pretty."
- Greg Behrendt

"A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous!"
- Coco Chanel

"A woman's rule of thumb: if it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it."
- Anonymous

"Cultivate your curves. They may be dangerous but they won't be avoided."
- Mae West

"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house."
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the ones you get in a diamond."
- Mae West

"Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got."
- Janice Joplin

"The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta' put up with the rain."
- Dolly Parton