I just want to point out a few things. I'm going to copy and paste some of the posts and add my spin to them. I'm gonna be Dr. Laura for a few minutes... :-)
These posts are either Male for Woman or Woman for Male. These... I must say (as my Elizabeth has warned me) are addicting.
Hot Brunette in real estate class - m4w - 22 (ASU)
Reply to: pers-1022159640@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-02-05, 12:04PM MST
We have Tues/Thurs real estate 380 at 12 together.
You: Hot. Tan. Shy. Wearing a green top. I think your name is Ashley?
Are you available? You are absolutely gorgeous, we should hang out.
Lauren's Comments: Short and simple. I dig. But why would you post this on here? If you're in the same class with her, then I suggest you do what normal human beings do and TALK to her. Call me crazy. Grow a pair and man up, dude.
Chick-Fil-A girl you are amazing - m4w - 33 (north scottsdale)
Reply to: pers-1020675169@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-02-05, 3:04AM MST
Chick-Fil-A at Scottsdale 101, where harkins, EXPO, ect.......
I was soooooooooooo tired when i drove through last night..I always wonder if Im going to see you but last night I didn't want to....I had worked for so long and had a rough few days.........
Im usually in the passenger seat in a compact black honda, but was in my blue nissan altima last night..............
Anyway, chick-fil-a girl, I dont know what has happened inside me..
I had to battle myself to put the correct age, because it feels so weird having such an attraction to a girl who looks maybe 20-21....maybe......
Do you realize how beautiful you are?? I am a man of the arts, dedicated quite a lot of time in my life enquiring into the essence of "beauty" and rarely am truly moved by any woman, save the truly remarkable....
Your body.........I mean those pants you wear.......If nothing else, i want you to know for your own good what a perfect 10 body you have........
You looked like a girl who may not be fully aware of her beauty....
Your the only woman ever able to stir a thought in my head involving any woman other than my current fiance..
Last night when I was by myself with you for the first time you came right up to me put your whole body out and made it clear you had been sensing my eagerness......Oh chick-fil-a girl, If i wasn't so shy from looking so drained and zapped... I hope I smiled as big as I felt inside...
I want to come inside to flirt a bit, but I haven't flirted in forever.
plus i am 33........*sigh*........
I am smitten by you....
Now, I don't think about you day and night, and I dont have fantasy futures with you in my head...
Just.........
you have brough a much needed ray of hope to my life.
Im not sure I even should want to meet you....
what if you are not 20 but 16??
I never get this close to innapropriate-ness and will not do so now....
maybe i'll just enjoy our flirts..
I think im gonna have to tell you how amazingly and radiantly beautiful you are.....Those pants pulled up high like that?? simply amazing .........you take me away..............
anyway, yeah, I dont want to be *that* guy, so we'll keep this at flirtateous fun...
*For any woman who thinks i am a cheater, or considering: I am not. I have just let my woman get away with more infidelity (cuz i feel she can't help it, its her past that rules her.) and I think we may be done...
just for you gals out there who may curse me in their hearts mas a cheater......
chick-fil-a girl I want to steal away with you and..............and so much that I cannot say,
For all you who scoff and laugh at my willingness to withstand such treatment, I am not your average guy, and I dont need to play by average guy rules either.
I am paitent forgiving and forebareing......
So what.
Lauren's Comments: I think you are disgusting. Not just because you eat at Chick-Fil-A, but because you believe that a fast food chick wearing pants that high is coming on to you. I would also like to point out that you are engaged! If you think you two are over, then end it before going onto CraigsList.org to post your freakin' fantasy. You are pathetic. And really creepy.
Maricopa housewife - m4w - 37 (maricopa)
Reply to: pers-1021488334@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-02-04, 9:41PM MST
You , a sexy hot woman / housewife/ milf
Me a working man helping to get a job done at your home this morning.
Yes we are both married but the flirting is driving me crazy.
Are you open to a little play? Damn I hope soo
And your butt is sexy not big
Lauren's Comments: You are a good-for-nothing slime ball. I hope your wife walks in on you so she can walk out of your marriage. You're an idiot.
I love nothing more than you... - w4m
Reply to: pers-1022230780@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-02-05, 12:46PM MST
Though I've been forced to move on, and it would seem I have done so. My life may have changed but my heart hasn't. I still think fondly of you even though you left me with the worst heart break ever imaginable! Since the split up (about a year now) I've really examined my life and just have to say that I'm so sorry. I realize that I was not living a good life style and was quite honestly a bad person. I was not the girl you fel in love with and for that I'm sorry. I don't blame you for running and can't believe you didn't do it sooner. Maybe someday ill have the chance to tell you this face to face but until then I'm just sending this out there awaiting the day. I think we could have been very happy it seemed like a match made in heaven until I changed. Maybe if we were older it would have been perfect. They say timing is everything that was true for us. Anyhow I also want to thank you for the wake up call. Thanks to you I was able to see beyond myself and make the changes needed. I now have a great life! A good job, finishing school that I dropped, on the verge of opening a business and no more credit card debt. I quit doing all of the unethical and morally degrading things too. I guess it took losing you to find myself, thank you! I hope your well and I wish you the best!
Lauren's Comments: Admirable that you would like to thank him, but honey, it's been a year. Sounds like you messed up... learn from your mistakes and stop dwelling on the past. The relationship is over, move on and get over it. He has most likely moved on by now.
my darling S- - w4m - 25
Reply to: pers-1021735289@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-02-05, 7:33AM MST
oh how i long to feel your arms around me. to smell your soft scent on my skin.
i miss you more and more with each passing day......
Lauren's Comments: Alright Shakespeare, time to take your anti-pathetic medication. Why would you post this in Missed Connections? If you miss the dude so much, why don't you just email him this load of crap personally?
Missing You Neighbor - w4m (Ahwatukee)
Reply to: pers-1018563467@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-02-02, 9:16PM MST
I know I shouldn't but I miss you terribly. At least this serves as an outlet for venting in hopes that I should find the strength from within to work through the heartbreak. Pathetic or just plain ridiculous, at least if you read this, as I know you have visited this site a time or two in your past, you will know that I have thought of you this night and all day. I had hoped you might have given me something to know that you felt the same, that you were lonely in your little fox hole without me there, that your big bed was lonely without me in your arms, or that the empty walls and empty rooms were just not the same. Did you truly not value the warmth I brought to your home and the love I so willingly gave?
No, you do not deserve me as you have said...but it doesn't mean that I don't still care or that I didn't love you.
Lauren's Comments: He moved away, he's not your neighbor. He said flat out he doesn't deserve you... it's basically code for he's just not that into you. Get over it and stop creepin' on his old house. And by the way, you shouldn't care about a guy who obviously didn't care about you.
Spot On ,Lauren....liked your take on them.....Fred.
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