Wednesday, February 11, 2009

New Grievances

Not only does the mushy banana noise freak me out and piss me off, not only does incorrect grammar make me twitch and not only am I extremely anal about dishes... I have discovered a few others that get me goin'.

Arizona drivers. By God. Do they even take a driving test? Do they even pass it? Because it seems like Arizona hands out licenses for the hell of it.

Toenails without toenail polish on women... Somebody stop them. I must admit that I removed my polish last night but didn't have the time to paint them again... besides... I was wearing UGGs and didn't wanna smudge the color. I was looking at my feet this morning... Ummm no. I need color. I should paint them black again - as many know - is my most favored color for nails. But... for the sake of V Day, I'm thinking a dark red. DARK. It needs to be dark.

What else? Ohh... the typical American attitude. The kind that makes other countries hate us. Someone is probably gonna get mad at me for saying that. But please, don't take offense to it. You will know what I'm talking about when you travel overseas. It's one thing to take pride in being American... but to have the attitude that you're above everyone else... No gracias.

When people call me but don't talk to me. OMG. I'm sorry, but I don't use my minutes to breathe on the phone or listen to you have conversations with other people... or yourself for that matter. No mas por favor.

People who repeat the same stories over and over and over and over again. I have a low-tolerance policy. I will listen attentively for about 3 repeats of the same story, but after that... you will notice I'll start to back off and not wanna talk to you anymore until you have a new story. That's just the way it is. Because honestly... I'll tell you the same thing I told you 7 repeats ago and you still won't listen to me. I would rather waste my words in a blog.

People who completely disregard another human being. It's not rejection, it's repression. It's terrible. It's like when the homeless guy at the offramp stands there with a sign that says "God Bless" and people don't even look at him. They pretend he doesn't even exist. I dunno if any of you know this, but I've bought McDonald's food for a total of 7 homeless people in my life so far. I will see them standing with a sign, and instead of giving them my money so they can probably waste it on booze, I will bring back food for them. Dollar menus are the way to go.

I think I should stop there. Otherwise I'm gonna seem like a pessimistic freak.

But really... I love people. I love you, too, of course. ♥

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