1. What is your idea of a romantic date?
At this day and age, anything I don't have to plan is great. But I would love a picnic with wine, a baguette and cheeses in a secluded park that's really pretty and green. Anyone taking notes here (hint hint)? (jk - kinda)
2. If you were going to run away from your current life, where would you go?
Paris. In a heartbeat right now, Paris.
3. How would your mother, best friend and boyfriend describe you?
My mother would say I am smart, caring, kind, loving, a good sister and friend. My bestie would say the same, except for that I'm a little loud and crazy and definitely passionate. Boyfriend would say pretty much all of the above... or at least he better. ;-)
4. Would you be willing to be a surrogate mother for your sister or best friend?
Depends on where in my life I am, but sure.
5. What wild adventure would you like to take with your closest girlfriends?
Some crazy place in Asia where we could get all the amazing spa treatments for super cheap.
6. For which store would you like to win unlimited free shopping?
Nordstrom.
7. What's your favorite flower?
Orchid and now... I gotta' say I love Bro.
8. Would it be worse for your partner to have an affair with someone not as good or better than you?
Lets be honest, there is no one better than me (jk jk) but I think it would be worse if he had an affair with someone better. He's just a sorry loser if he did that with someone not as good as I. A real sorry loser.
9. Who has the hottest body of anyone you know?
Ummm I don't know her, but Megan Fox is hot.
10. How would the world be different if women hadn't won the right to vote?
There would be a lot of pissed off women and a lot of unhappy men cuz the women would take it ALL out on them.
11. Would you rather have beauty, brains or personality?
Personality. Hands down.
12. What's the nicest compliment you've ever gotten?
"Your personality shines as bright as your smile."
13. Would you prefer money for a housekeeper, chef, masseuse, chauffeur or secretary?
Uhhhh why do I have to choose one? I'll take all of those please.
14. What's your most treasured recipe?
I don't make recipes up in my free time, but my favorite is Roy's Chocolate Souffle. Yummmm!
15. What would you do if you found out your best friend's partner is cheating on her?
I would sit her down face to face and tell her what I know and assure her I am there to support her.
16. What do you miss most about being a little girl?
Quite a few things actually. Recess. Naps. Carefree fun. No responsibilities. No boobs. No periods. Coloring assigned as homework. Oh life.
17. Does size matter?
Oh yeah, size definitely matters... according to the Bowflex commercial.
18. What was the most ridiculous fashion trend you ever followed?
Probably when I went through my tomboy phase. Aye aye aye.
19. If you lived to be 100, would you rather have a sharp mind or fit body?
Sharp mind for sure. I wanna be a smart cookie when I'm old and wrinkly with a cookie gut.
20. What would the perfect man be like?
Annoying. Perfection is a turn off.
21. What foods do you remember most from childhood?
Macaroni shells, chocolate chip cookies, spaghetti and meatballs with ketchup (gotta' love the swedes).
22. What really turns you on?
I lovelovelove when the guy holds my face in both his hands and kisses me gently but passionately. You know, the kind of kiss that makes you lose feeling from the neck down? The kind that makes you melt? The kind that makes your knees weak? Yeah... that.
23. Which chores do you enjoy and which do you despise?
I enjoy doing the dishes. I despise cleaning glass surfaces.
24. Have you ever let a man come between you and a friend?
I guess so.
25. In order to have any wish granted, would you sleep with someone you weren't attracted to?
I would have to have a signed contract documented with 100% satisfaction guaranteed and I must have my granted wish previewed to make sure I was happy about it.
26. What remains undone that you have wanted to get done for years?
I still continue to want to learn how to play guitar. I still have yet to learn.
27. From where in the country do the sexiest men come?
Indiana... duhhhhh!!!! ;-)
28. Would you go topless on a topless beach?
Ok, does the French Riviera ring a bell? Been there, done that.
29. Would you rather have saggy boobs or a saggy butt?
Gimme saggy boobs. At least I could lift them in a bra.
30. What's the biggest mistake you feel your parents made when raising you?
I wish they were more disciplined with school.
31. What would you wear if you didn't worry about what others thought?
It's all nakey-nakey for me. Maybe with slippers.
32. In what ways are you like your mother?
I have great common sense, the ability to think out of the box, and I have natural brilliance. Obviously.
33. What's the funniest penis name you've heard?
Mr. Tinkles or Giggle Stick. Hahahahahahaha!
34. What kind of party would you throw if you had an unlimited budget?
A sick ass party. It'd be pretty baller.
35. What's the most beautiful place you've seen?
Well, what kind of beautiful? Like beach sunset beautiful? Or like historical landmark beautiful? Uhhh, I'm just gonna say Lake Lucerne in the Swiss Alps.
36. What's your favorite chick flick?
Sex and the City. You better know that by now.
37. Which food would you choose to be calorie-free?
Pastas and breads.
38. What's your comfort food?
Pastas and breads.
39. What kind of life would you like to live when you reach retirement age?
I would love to live Grammy and Pop Pop's lives.
40. What do you enjoy when you're eating alone?
Uhhh obviously stuffing my face and not having to come up for air.
41. Which part of having a baby will be most difficult for you?
Ohhh, I dunno... it could be the 9 months of agony or actually pushing a cream puff through a key hole (that's a Sex and the City quote, thank you very much).
42. What would you do if you were home alone for a week?
Vacuum naked. I've always wanted to do that. Weird, I know.
43. When and what was your first kiss?
Ok, Asia and Mal decided that first kiss meant like... first "tongue" kiss. 5th grade behind the portables. Mom knows this, Dad doesn't. Sorry Fred.
By the way, the title of this post is the quote of the day. Asia attempted to count to 3. Didn't work out so well. And she was serious about it - like - it wasn't supposed to be a joke. Oops.
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