Signed,
Desperate owner of the doody dog.
Seriously folks, what the hell is that? Drew was hanging with the pup earlier this morning and apparently caught him eating his doodoo. Yes. Eating. His. Doodoo. He gave him a shampoo bath and a good mouth rinse. Then, this afternoon when I was with him, he "released" and then started sniffing it. I walked over to go get him, he obviously saw me, and took a swift lunge at this caca and grabbed a nice piece. So my instinct kicked in immediately, as a caring, loving, concerned mother, and I pried open his mouth and tried to dig it out. Meaning, not only did Leroi have doody in his mouth, but I had it all over my fingers. Yay. I put Leroi down to pick up the pieces he hadn't gone after yet and he started biting my pants. AKA, he got poop on my pants because he still had leftovers in his mouth. No joke. I'm not even trying to be funny. My dog ATE his poop. SOOO NOT ALLOWED.
For other dog owners, is this freakin' normal? Why is he doing this? What could this new fascination be with his caca? I don't get it. I don't want him doing it. Bad, bad Leroi.
So seriously, Cesar, what would you do? (By the way, I say his name as Say-zar. Not Caesar.) Sayzar, help me. Anyone? Any takers? I don't want my dog doing this!!!
P.S. I can't believe I just wrote about dog doody. Wow. New low for the blog.
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