I would absolutely love it if I wasn't at work right now. I would love it if drunk people from the pool would stop screaming in the hallway. I would love it if lookie-loos stopped peaking their heads in the spa and giving me a wink. I would love it if I wasn't in my work attire. I would love it if someone would be DD for me tonight... or at all in my life for that matter. I would love it if people would stop bitching about their appointments. I would love it if someone could come into work and NOT claim something is wrong with them - whether it be a headache or knee problem or they're sick. I would love it if people would stop being so damn dramatic. I would love it if exes no longer took effect on my thought process. Actually, I would love it if exes no longer existed. I would love it if people would stop harassing me with their sarcasm. I would love it if I no longer had premonitions - cuz apparently I'm pretty psychic. I would love it if I had the winning lotto ticket right now. I would love it if the winds would stop blowing and the pollen would disappear cuz I'm damn tired of feeling groggy. I would love it if my back stopped hurting. I would love it if I could have a Sex and the City marathon tomorrow. I would love it if alcohol didn't effect my daily points with this diet of mine cuz let me tell ya', I could use a drink or two. Or three. Maximum four. Maybe.
Ok, sorry to vent this on blogspot. But, unlike many people I know, I don't verbalize or voice my complaints every minute of every hour of every single day. Since I'm more considerate than that, and because I refuse to be known as a complainer, I decided typing stuff out real quick on my blog was a better option.
Hope you all are enjoying your day. And I hope you don't have as many complaints.
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